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Discreet Excretions Toilet Spray - Toxic Love Bundle

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🖤 Voodoo for Your Doodoo • 🍒 Tooty Fruity

The Toxic Love Bundle is for the lovers who know their relationship might be a little chaotic… but at least the bathroom doesn’t have to be. This two-pack delivers the perfect mix of spicy and sweet! Nothing says “ride or die” like saving each other from your own stinky decisions.

Voodoo for Your Doodoo: sweet orange, a flicker of chili pepper, and a hint of eucalyptus. It’s bold, mischievous, and absolutely up to no good.
Tooty Fruity: cherry lemonade, pink sugar, and grapefruit make this your playful, candy-coated troublemaker.

What is it? How do I use it?
Spritz three times into the bowl before the deed. Our formula forms a scented barrier on top of the water, locking down odors before they rise up like your last argument. It’s toilet-safe, travel-ready, and perfect for all s*ituationships, romantic weekends, road trips, “I swear I didn’t clog it,” and every moment love tries you.

Why the bundle?
Because every iconic duo has a little sweet and a little spicy. “Toxic Love” gives you the perfect balance: one bottle that stirs the chaos and one that softens the blow. Keep both on hand and let your bathroom smell better than your relationship choices.

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