ABOUT US

First, let's address the elephant in the Toilet Spray Category bathroom. Poo~Pourri helped start the conversation. We love them for that! Discreet Excretions is here to evolve it with a little more depth, a lot more personality, and a brand behind it that does everything with YOU in mind.

Reinvent the Lemon isn’t just a company about banishing stink; it’s about meeting people exactly where they are (even if that’s hovering over a questionable public toilet) Whether you’re a loud and proud pooper, or stealth-spraying behind a closed door, our scent-forward sprays are designed to satisfy all your senses. Our facecard never declines!

We’re here to make life smell better while creating local jobs that pay above living wage, giving back to foster youth(especially older kids so often overlooked), and mixing real-life humor to solve real-life problems. Inspired by community-first TikTok Shop legends like Mavwicks Fragrances and XXL & Co, we believe good business should do good too. We want you to know, we've got your back and backside!

I hope you love our first product launch as much as we do. And this is just the beginning! We've got a lot up our sleeves, but in the meantime, we hope to turn you in to a return customer with our spray-before-you-squat toilet spray!

Thank you for stopping by. Our hearts are full.

With love & lemons,

Co-founder & Chief Brand Strategist - Emily
Co-founder & Director of Operations - Jason
Director, Content & Brand Strategy - Yara
Creative Director - Rhiannon
Content Creator - Vika
TikTok Live Host - Rosalinda
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