Return Policy: The Lemon Pledge 🍋

We take your bathroom happiness very seriously, because nothing ruins a vibe like a bad scent and a broken promise.

If you’re not totally obsessed with your Discreet Excretions spray (or if it arrived looking like it went twelve rounds with a rogue postal truck), we’ve got your back.

You have 30 days from the date of purchase to let us know what went wrong. Just email lemon_aid@reinventthelemon.com with your order details, and we’ll make it right with a refund, replacement, or some very enthusiastic problem-solving.

A few ground rules:

We can only accept returns for items purchased directly from our website.

The product must be in its original condition (a few spritzes to test the scent and effectiveness... we get it).

Shipping costs are non-refundable, but our love for you is eternal.

We don’t take promises lightly. If it’s not giving luxury bathroom energy, we’ll fix it. No weird hoops. No drama. Just good smells and good vibes.