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Discreet Excretions - The Unisex Scent Duo

$25.00
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🔥 Voodoo for Your Doodoo • 🍯 Milli Vanilli
The Unisex Scent Duo is for the scent lovers who like their air bold, warm, and universally irresistible. This two-pack brings together clean spice and cozy sweetness in one dangerously good-smelling combo:
Voodoo for Your Doodoo: sweet orange, chili pepper, and a touch of eucalyptus for a scent that’s equal parts fresh and fiery
Milli Vanilli: warm vanilla, honey, and a hint of orange for a soft, nostalgic finish that wraps you up like your favorite hoodie

What is it? How do I use it?
Spray three times into the bowl before you take a seat (or five if you’re feeling dramatic). Our formula floats on top of the water, locking in the stink before it even thinks about escaping. Every ingredient is toilet-safe, so you can confidently bring this duo anywhere: date nights, hotel bathrooms, your roommate’s place, anywhere. Flush it down, wave goodbye, and let these scents work their magic.

Why the bundle?
Two iconic scents. One perfectly balanced vibe. A bathroom that always smells like someone with very good taste was just here.

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