Reinvent the Lemon

Discreet Excretions, The OG's Bundle

$33.00
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🍋 The Squeeze🍯 Milli Vanilli💜 Lavender Haze
The OG’s Bundle is for the ones who’ve been here since day one! Three core scents, clean confident, and ready to handle whatever’s dropped their way.

The Squeeze: our OG lemon, orange, and lemongrass with a sugar-kissed finish
Milli Vanilli: vanilla, honey, sweet orange smooth warmth with a citrus hint.
Lavender Haze: calming lavender, mint, and vanilla makes for Taylor-coded bliss

What is it? How do I use it?
Spray three times into the bowl before you sit down. The formula locks onto the water’s surface and seals in what doesn’t need to be shared. All ingredients are toilet-safe and travel-ready. Whether you’re home, at a hotel, or someone else’s place, no one has to know!

Why the bundle?
These are THE icons. The foundation. A clean trifecta that keeps the air clear and your bathroom game tight.

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