🎮🌲 rich bergamot • fireside ember • honey vanilla
Strong, bold, and combat-ready. With smoky embers and a citrus edge, Call of Doody leads the charge against bathroom chaos and finishes with a smooth honey exit strategy. Victory smells like this.

What is it? How do I use it?

Spray three times into the bowl before you take a seat (or more if you’ve been saving up). Our formula floats on top of the water and forms a protective barrier that locks in the stink where it belongs. Every ingredient used is toilet-safe, so you can confidently use it everywhere you go: home, at the doctors office, in a hotel or RV! Flush it down, wave goodbye, and let your favorite Discreet Excretions scent do the rest!